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September 27, 2007, 9:27 am
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If you create the list.
If Fraser Davidson creates the pictures.
I WILL give it voice.
Jedi
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The Rugby Roundtable 
“The ‘Rich’-ter scale is the standard unit by which both earthquakes and Richie McCaw tackles are measured.”
…i was quite pleased with that, i didnt even rip off a chuck norris one! (i hope). original as possible please, best ones go into a Richie McCaw facts animation, brought to life by the dulcet and authoritative tones of the Jedi.
Comment by fraser davidson September 27, 2007 @ 1:33 pmNice picture, but the chin brings John Travolta to mind….
Comment by Lorraine Tyler September 27, 2007 @ 3:24 pmbeneath richie mccaws stubble, there is no chin, only another fist.
Comment by fraser davidson September 27, 2007 @ 3:40 pmhaha
Comment by Lorraine Tyler September 28, 2007 @ 4:26 amA turnover should be called a “Richie”
Comment by Stan September 28, 2007 @ 7:12 pmoh shit…. DCs outta the game tonight!!! Not what we wanna be hearing a week out frm our QF v FRA (assuming the irish dnt pul one outta the fire).
Quadzilla’s gone 2 no10… which seems to me as though Ted’s backtracked on his pledge after ’03 to not play people otta position at RWCs….
Thoughts???
Comment by The Mad, Maaaaad Dutchman September 28, 2007 @ 9:31 pmMcCaw, McCaw, where i have i heard that name before?? As yes Richie McCaw, gallant leader of the Silver Ferns if i’m not mistaken. Nice legs , looks good in a skirt
The Crim
Comment by The Crim September 29, 2007 @ 4:13 amGo the Wallabies……
Calm down, dear and fearless MMD
SIR reports calm in The Blackness HQ. Lord Ted is confident and Quadzilla can play #10 without any worries.
Comment by Gato September 29, 2007 @ 5:00 amYeah Ok, after viewing the Video footage it seems you would be correct Gato…
Comment by The Mad, Maaaaad Dutchman September 29, 2007 @ 11:41 pm[34.434.10.887]
[Sign-in]
From SIR
To RRT
Operation: Orange Shield
BRIS Wellington has reported The Crim is after the MMD. Apparently the Fiends of all Things Black want to hold him hostage.
He will be approached by very good looking women, between 18 and 28 years old, who will try to lure him into a trap, sedate him, put him in a container and ship him to Sydney.
Three First XV grade BRIS/SIR details are currently protecting the MMD, as we write this.
Beware of similar threats to Staf (brunetes), Jed (red heads) and Fraser (women who look like university students). These fiends can be recognised by their distinctive accents.
Agent L.Tyler is leading the operation and has the assistance of Her Majesty the Rugby Princess and Lady Maria of Portugal.
We believe new threats may continue to emerge as the All Blacks keep bashing their way to the final.
[Sign-off]
Comment by Gato September 29, 2007 @ 11:43 pm[798.23.54.3.67]
Richie Mc Caw is the world richest source known to mankind of aggregated diamond nanorods. He is 11% harder than diamond.
Comment by Gato September 30, 2007 @ 12:04 amI wouldn’t worry about Stafford, he’ll be @ TAB HQ sounting all his money from the Punta del Jafa Shield win last night!!!
Comment by The Mad, Maaaaad Dutchman September 30, 2007 @ 1:24 amRecently other players have taken to wearing Super-Richie pajamas, hoping to gain some of his powers. In fact, there are photos of George Smith and Schalk Burger in their Richie pjs! (Super secret stuff.) But if I showed you the pictures, I would have to kill you! So, since I love all yewz guys, every one of yewz, I can’t show the pictures.
Comment by rugby rose September 30, 2007 @ 2:10 pm[67.23.23.3]
[Sign-in]
From SIR
To Agent RR
Nice one! Received steganographed pictures. All the guys here at HQ are still bent in half laughing.
The Catness has promoted you to Head of Operations Worldwide.
[Sign-off]
Comment by Gato October 1, 2007 @ 12:31 am[78.23.435.665]
Richie McCaw Facts!
Tis a little known fact, ladies and gentlemen of the Rugby Universe, that in the beginning there was God and he shaped the living earth, the birds and the trees and all living things. And upon his great creation he doth puteth man. However man needed someting to aspire to, to put on a pedestal, to aspire to be like. It took God some thousands of years to come up with just that person, that great Palestinian half-back, Jesus.
Unfortunately, he was cut from the team during Easter Tourney.
Now, some 2000 years later, the big guy has done it again (and this time properly – no one would believe the chosen one could be a halfback) and delivered up to us The Chosen One – Ritchie! (that’s Mr McCaw to you, you fuckin Crims!).
A man with legs of platinum and the heart of a lion, Tackles McCaw truly is the the messiah of rugby.
Endowed with a natural sense of outrage at all other pretenders to the rugby throne, Ritchie was born in a manger – nay, not in Jerusalem but in that other shining beacon of civilisation – Oamaru. From there the teachings of McCaw have spread like a brushfire throughout the land of the long, white cloud: get the pill and bloody hang onto it!
Like ol JC before with the Romans, persecution of the Messiah lurks everywhere (mostly where the criminality gather; coincidence? I think not!) yeh even unto the ends of the earth where Pontius Laporte was heard to denounce the Chosen One as one who was most artificial in stamina because something as truly good as Tackles McCaw could not be of this Earth.
Well, you fickle, foul, french fucker, you better fuckin believe it cause this lad is about nail your sad, overweight, balding, gallic, garlic-stuffing team to a cross in Cardiff this weekend and if your lucky, use it as kindling on our victory bonfire on the 20th of October at Saint-Denis.
This man is the best AND THATS THE FUCKIN FACT!
Here endeth the lesson.
Comment by Brownie October 1, 2007 @ 1:25 amMessage to all fans of the Blackness
Kiwis,
Right , now that you have finally progressed from your “soft as” World Cup ” girls only” pool draw , I would remind you that under no circumstances are you to lose to the smelly, dirty, cheese eating, surrender monkey frogs in Cardiff on the 6th as you did two cups ago.
You can’t expect the mighty wallabies to save antipodean pride everytime your team screws up. Though if we have too we will
The Crim
Comment by The Crim October 2, 2007 @ 6:01 amRichie McCaw doesn’t teabag the ladies…he potato sacks ’em!
Comment by Collie Coyle October 2, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
Einstein’s original Theory of Relativity was; if Richie McCaw tackles you, your relatives will feel it. And so will the rest of your team, providing they don’t flee the pitch in fear
If you ask Richie McCaw what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he tackles you and gets the ball
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Richie McCaw
Richie McCaw uses a night light. Not because Richie McCaw is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Richie McCaw.
It is said that looking into Richie McCaw’s eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody’s future is always the same: tackled and stolen ball
Richie McCaw wears a live anaconda as a condom
Richie McCaw is going to write an autobiography….it’s going to be a list of everyone he has tackled.
Comment by Ryan October 3, 2007 @ 9:51 pm[23.323.43.5]
[Sing-in]
[Comm 32.CDYF.AB.666]
From SIR HQ
To SIR Operatives
PRF AGENTS IN FRANCE REPORT OF A MASSIVE CRIMINAL GATHERING RALLIED AROUND THAT MINOR ANNOYANCE THAT GOES BY THE EPITHET “THE CRIM”.
NEUTRALISE THE CRIM.
BE VERY ECONOMIC WITH METHODS AND RESOURCES. WE DO NOT WANT TO WASTE THEM IN MINOR MATTERS.
[Sign-off]
Comment by Gato October 4, 2007 @ 8:01 pm[23.323X.43.5YZ]
+ When the Bogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for RM.
+ That smile on the “Mona Lisa” – RM put it there.
+ RM BBQs with his fingers.
+ RM puts the laughter in manslaughter.
+ RM doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
+ RM does not sleep. He waits.
+ RM uses Tabasco sauce as eye drops.
+ On the 7th day, God rested – RM took over.
+ RM once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now known as the Islands.
RM sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled physical ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, RM roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Comment by Rugby Princess October 5, 2007 @ 12:04 pmThe truth will set you free. Unless King Richie has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
Richie uses pepper spray to spice up his steak !
There are no steroids in Rugby. Just players Captain tackles has breathed on.
Comment by Rob October 5, 2007 @ 3:02 pmThe Crim wishes all fans of the world’s second best RU team a speedy and convincing defeat of the frogs in coming hours. Advance sympathies for the arse kicking you will receive from the Wallabies following..
Message to Gato and operatives : The Crim and MCG operatives cannot be neutralised.
Comment by The Crim October 6, 2007 @ 11:37 am@Crim
Yeah right!
By the way, that is fancy underwear you are wearing. Not to much for g-strings myself but to each its own. Bendon, we reckon? The logo is not that clear in out footage.
Lovingly close to YOU
The SIR
Comment by Gato October 6, 2007 @ 5:08 pmRichie McCaw is human……
Comment by The Mad, Maaaaad Dutchman October 6, 2007 @ 9:19 pmHey guys, Congratulations from France.
Comment by Le Pilier October 25, 2007 @ 11:42 amHowever the All Blacks are the best. Thank you for all. A real pleasure to see you in our own country. You play a very nice rugby. The french forward was enormous. We have not win, may be we have payed…
We hope you’ll win the world cup in 2011.
Sorry for my language.
there are two types of rugby players in the world:
Comment by richelle February 8, 2008 @ 7:51 amrichie mccaw and those who fear richie mccaw
hello everybody!
Comment by caroline February 25, 2008 @ 10:52 pmi like richie hair cut i think he looks like elvis presley!
but what is sure, it’s that he is such a good player who enjoys each second on the field. he deserves his popularity. i think that the rugby world cup sounds as a new start for him.
and to copy the irish (with brian o’driscoll), in richie we trust!
ummm….are u married???
Comment by maryssa June 15, 2008 @ 10:44 pmc’MON THE WALLABIES
YEAH BOI!
CRIMS FOR LIFE
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