The Rugby Roundtable

Kia Ora all.

Here I am in the press box of Suncorp stadium in lovely Brisbane. The wallabies, or mossy rotting pumpkins as I call them – look at the uniform – have just done the unthinkable and turned over the world champion Springboks and sent the criminal crowd here into orbit. Honestly, they’ve completely lost their shit. This must be like conjugal visit day.

Got to head to the press conference now. More reports to follow.

Juice.