The Rugby Roundtable

Munster don’t just have Howlett. They had Rua Tipoki, the former NZ Mauri & Auckland Blues player, and Lifeimi Mafi (NZ U19, U21 & sevens) at 12 & 13 last weekend.

And my how those Kiwi’s made the difference for Munster! Top class performances from all of them.

How the fuck can the Force be playing so well when they’re coach is clearly on a different planet???
I love ya, Mitch, for being a Mooloo after all, but for fuck sakes man quit acting like that other bald-headed Australian moron and stop mouthing off about nothing in particular…. Their only two loosies I can think of are both David’s; Pocock (the only half-useful one in the squad) & Pusey (becasue he sounds like a bloody wimp)

Bottom-line Mitch. Don’t bitch about the ref’s… we AB fans have already thrashed that branch, look in the bloody mirror!!!
MMD

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Fair comment, bro

@All
Firstly, we need to celebrate the magnificent display from the Highlanders last week. Even when things got really shitty, they kept their cool and nailed the game. Four tries. My money is on the Tantan Mafia to repeat the feat and make fesh-n’-cheps of the sharkies in The House of Pain. (the Chiefs looked useful too. the Blues were crap).

Secondly, Andy Nielsen is ON SPOT. What the fornication is going on with the total nutcases who write on Rugby Heaven? On and on dissing people or speculating as we the readers were retards who do not deserve better. And the call themselves journalists. They are even worse than the retards who write for the NZ Herald. Get a grip you losers.

Thirdly, the whole Fiji crap on the media about Serevi. Gime me a break!!!! It went away when Fiji almost kicked out of Adelaide on the semis. Duh!

Fourthly, who cares about the Ireland coach? It is the Ireland coach, come on! Get any joker with the guts to bitch-slap those players into playing to the standard they should and the Green Barfers will be back to where they deserve to be (walking all over the Pommies and causing endless pain to the Froggies). The Gatfather did that, plus assorted other things, and Cymru won the 6N.

Fifthly, Comfirmed: Andrew Blades has burned too many neurons due to massive and ilegal P consumption. In case you wonder who he is, he is the joker who was quoted by Mark Hinton (RugbyHeaven’s co-editor) as saying Tony Woodcock is a myth. [BTW, back to my second point, what the fornication was Hinton doing by giving any sort of attention to such crap on RH. That is the sort of bullshit that puts everyone off. This is rugby, if we wanted to read crap on the sports news we would be football/soccer fans.]

Sixthly, congrats to Dr Floss on the interviews to Ali Williams and Brad Thorne. Ali likes being a Crusader and is scoring lots of air-points just to look after his lady. Good on him.

Seventhly, loving the 50-something minutes episodes. This last one was 55.55 Nice touch with the numerology.

Eightly, we have been challenged to produce something for the 100th episode. Shit!

I can’t believe I’m saying this but the next Irish coach MUST be a Ginga, surely…. he cant do any worse, becasue these boys clearly need a good hiding to get them in line!!!
MMD

I can’t believe I’m saying this but the next Irish coach MUST be a Ginga, surely…. he cant do any worse, becasue these boys clearly need a good hiding to get them in line!!!
MMD

well, good to see I’m not the only one that’s still barracking for the Blackness. quite emotional moment for me to get top of the show. anyway, having spent the other night trying to book a hotel in Cardiff and having hotel after hotel saying “no rooms available that night”, I think the ex-pat fans are still keeping the faith at least.

but enough of that. no need for doom and gloom people. THE HIGHLANDERS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all is once again right with the world, the grass looks a more brilliant green, the sun is shining brighter, and the I’m sure I heard a bird chirping the Highlander’s song the other morning.