The Rugby Roundtable


Rugby PM
February 22, 2008, 8:26 am
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Righto, so here it is – Rugby PM. Clearly we need some intro music and stuff but this is the first attempt at trying to create a rugby show that isn’t hamstrung by people so serious about Rugby that they can’t spare a second to take the piss. This is going to be a slow burner brothers and sisters, so bare with us as we find our feet with this idea and feel free to offer some words of encouragement or something else. And for all of you wondering, yes I hope England’s first ever Oriental Rugby International ‘Chin’ Carling will be adding some insightful comment; or just plain bollocks, at a later stage.

So without any further ado, ladies and gentlemen my I present a production conceived as Rugby’s answer to the ‘boy band reject’ show Soccer AM.


Special Thanks:

The Poneke Football Club of Wellington – New Zealand. 125 Years old in 2008

Show Pony – Jed

Shooter – Marc Weakley

Animation & Graphics – Fraser Davidson

Producer – Neil Pakieto


13 Comments so far
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good of you to share your training regime mate! now we all know your secrets.

Comment by fraser davidson

I’ll have to be there as your trainer next time. You weren’t sweating enough, by my standards ;)

Comment by Lorraine Tyler

Ok, I am going to put you through a real training session, conditioning based, designed to make you fitter than Captain Tackles.

One hour of Tae Bo plus another of steps based aerobics. As warm down, stretching on the bar, ballet style, for half and hour.

Comment by Gato

Then you will give me 100, and 200 more. Then 10K followed by the Beep test (to test if you can get yourself to the rucks). Afterwards, push-ups, pull ups, sit-ups, star-jumps, 100 reps times 10 series for each.

I am going to make a man out of you, smarty pants. Jerry, Sione, Carl and Thorn are going to see you walk down the street and cross over to the other side for fear of being bitch-slapped by you.

And if you discipline yourself and train hard I might put the good word with Teddy now that Carl if not here anymore.

Gato
HoSIR

PS Staf bring your phallic mike to training because you are getting some too. Lets see if all that frolicking with Floss at the gym has been for something or it is all cosmetic.

PPS Last time that I make a witbix, golden syrup syrup, avocado and ground coffee pizza for dinner.

Comment by Gato

Gato, you are insane!

Comment by Lorraine Tyler

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, me hearty!!!

Comment by Gato

Love it Jed….just love it!

Comment by Colly Coyle

you beauty!

Comment by blacksprat

Boys awesome stuff keep it up I have forwarded your videos to the Kiwi Mafia based here in Crook land aka Sydney Ozztrahlia! Will keep on checking out your site for future updates on the rugby universe!!

Comment by Mike G

I think just the simple 6 laps of the paddock followed by a half-dozen beers should about do the trick Gato… lets not condition too much!!!!

Comment by The Mad, Maaaaad Dutchman

professionals can skip the laps and just do double beers. whatever gets you to twelve.

Comment by fraser davidson

mmmn… you lazy bastards…
Ok I will drop the Beep test, but that is all.
BTW, MDD ask Teddy if 6 laps + 6 beers is conditioning enough. I wonder what will his reply be…

Comment by Gato

Thanks!,

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